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I know I have a cool site name, and yeah, you really like what I posted a few weeks back, but maybe you should check on site traffic before you blow your load and get banned by all the spam trackers by actually spamming sites that might help your traffic. I seriously doubt all 4 of my readers will help you much.
Thanks anyway, it gives me something to do every morning.
Stepford Mom
Coraline is a really cool animated film, it’s also a potentially scary film for children, and even some adults who creep out easily about buttons and such. I would whole heartedly suggest that before you rush off to see a family film that you do some homework, like read the book or at least be aware of the content of the film. That would have saved us all the trouble of trying to hear as you ran your kids out of the theater when “The Other Mother” got a bit upset with the way things were going.
Not that I ever wish ill on anyone, but I hope you learn something from this tonight when you have small people sleeping in your bed, poking you in the side with their pointy knees.
Yours truly,
Stepford Mom
Washington DC is one of those rare locations that should be considered “northern” but takes some lessons from those of us in the south. In addition to schools being closed when there is threat of bad weather, you will find that most stores are running low on bread, eggs, and milk. I would have thought that someone would have taken the time to brief you that there is a special French Toast Celebration that takes place randomly throughout the winter months.
I know that here in Georgia, this festive day will occur at least 3 times during the winter months. I suggest getting together with the person in charge of stocking the pantry and make sure you have a nice selection of syrups available at all times.
Yours truly,
Stepford Mom
