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Like there aren’t enough

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MF*ing ads on the web, and people hawking shit to try and make a buck. Let’s turn the world into one big fucking ad ok. Everything you do and say will be connected to a product endorsement. In fact, let’s all just go out and do nothing but talk about the shit we use every day and how great it is. If I wanted to see that shit, I would read a Stephen King book.

*For future reference, the day you see any advertising on this site other than passing mention in a post, that is actually paid for or I make money on, you will know the drones have won.

Public service announcement

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Last time I checked it was 2007. I remember back in the past when everyone added midis and stuff to their sites, it was hell then and I thought that the majority of people who had a clue in the world had quietly mentioned to their friends that music on sites is BAD, and it’s REALLY BAD if you don’t give people a way to TURN THE FUCKING THING OFF.

Thank you for your time and attention.

*I’m really sorry, you have a blog that looked really inviting to read but I couldn’t be arsed to listen to your music. I know I could probably just use a reader and it would eliminate the problem, but that would have required staying on the site long enough to find the feed link and I didn’t want to hear the music even for that short amount of time.

Not only do I write with big words…

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I actually tend to look at the code of links I add to my site. While stumbling this morning I ran across a cute test that rated your blog’s readability level, I thought it was rather clever. According to the scan it did, I write on a high school level. I was going to add the cute little graphic to my site until I caught the alt tag in the image for cash advance…yeah if you cut and paste the link for the image it sends people to a site to get cash advances… nice try assholes but no go. Not only do I write, but I can read as well. Just a note for those that love taking online quiz thingys, yes I used the word thingy twice, bite me. Please read any code before you add things to your site so you don’t unintentionally help the spam/asshats out. /psa for wanker awareness

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