The answer more often than not is No. No you can not, do not try, put the kettle down and step away. I’m sitting here staring a 12oz cup of some brown sloshy liquid that I put milk into because I had delusions of it tasting something like tea. My husband is English, and yes this may influence me a bit, but honestly, I thought most tea sucked before I met him. We’re not talking some exotic mixture of leaves from the far east, that were hand sorted by wild monkeys here…we’re talking a standard fucking cup of tea.
April 20, 2009 8:57 am

1. Comment by Bob
20/Apr/2009 at 11:14 am
I wouldn’t worry too much about it, hubby couldn’t make a cuppa when he was back in Blighty anyway!
2. Comment by Kat
20/Apr/2009 at 4:20 pm
You’re such a tea snob.. I can say this because you made me one, too.
3. Comment by Stepford Mom
20/Apr/2009 at 6:25 pm
It’s not about being a tea snob…it’s how can you even think something that resembles rusty water is in any way acceptable as a drink. And don’t get me started on the stupid waitress that brought cream with the tea instead of milk.
4. Comment by Bob
21/Apr/2009 at 2:02 am
ewww…. cream in tea is just so wrong!
5. Comment by jayne d'Arcy
21/Apr/2009 at 5:17 am
You and Arthur Dent.
6. Comment by Kat
21/Apr/2009 at 7:57 am
It’s because they have no idea what Real Tea actually is. Just like there are people out there that will tell you those little single bag packets you find in offices are fabulous. Or people who put sugar in their grits.. Atleast, I seriously hope it’s just that they don’t know any better.
7. Comment by flourpot
21/Apr/2009 at 8:52 am
First cup of tea I had out the waitress brought cream, lemon and sugar so I added them all. Pretty embarrassing having to ask for another cup full. Stick with coffee. It’s harder to screw up.