I have a total fucking girl crush, and I’m not afraid to say it.

There are times, and I will admit they are becoming more frequent in my daily dealings with people where I find myself holding my tongue. Those that know me know that I’m more than happy to cuss like a sailor and do so on at least an hourly basis, but what I’m talking about crosses the line. It’s the big bad nasty that lurks just out of reach most of the time. I reserve it for those times when I’m alone and pissed off and then it slips sometimes. I blame it on being married to a Brit, and to hanging out on blogs from across the pond where it tends to occur more frequently.

I’m talking about the “C” word. Whoops, there went a couple people getting the vapors and dropping to the ground. Sometimes, there’s just not anything that sums up my feelings for the despicable or the truly stupid beyond words idiots that populate the media and world in general.

Go ahead think about the most ridiculously idiotic person that you can imagine, who spouts something that is so far from reality that you have to slap yourself not to kill them in order to save humanity from their tripe. Now for the hard part for some of you….just say this out loud while thinking about that person standing in front of you…..

“How can you be so goddamn stupid you bloody fucking cunt!!!!”

There don’t you feel better now? Oh, by the way, you have to go read f*cking c*nts, she speaks the truth in the most colorful way.