Coraline is a really cool animated film, it’s also a potentially scary film for children, and even some adults who creep out easily about buttons and such. I would whole heartedly suggest that before you rush off to see a family film that you do some homework, like read the book or at least be aware of the content of the film. That would have saved us all the trouble of trying to hear as you ran your kids out of the theater when “The Other Mother” got a bit upset with the way things were going.

Not that I ever wish ill on anyone, but I hope you learn something from this tonight when you have small people sleeping in your bed, poking you in the side with their pointy knees.

Yours truly,
Stepford Mom